My adventure in Muisca Confederation in 1050 CE as documented on Nov 21, 2024
Lunar Legacies and the Jinxed Symphonies of Muisca
As I traverse the lush terrains of the Muisca Confederation, the air is alive with a subtle electric expectancy, an odd symphony of bird calls and winds that seem to echo the heartbeat of the land itself. An aroma of untamed earth and a lingering scent of maize greets me alongside the children's laughter that chases the ripples of distant streams. How could one not be entranced by an environment ripe with tradition, where agriculture isn't just an economic activity but a divine dance with celestial bodies, particularly the moon? My own feet have willingly stepped into this cosmic ballet.
This society is my charming enigma, its customs leaving an amused grin on my face as I navigate their curious practices. The heart of their culture beats to the rhythm of the moon's cycles—an astronomical arrangement confounding to those of us accustomed to mere high tides and full moons guaranteeing lovelorn poetry or the occasional werewolf fiction.
In this timeline, the moon is a veritable tyrant, holding court over every conceivable aspect of life. I've been reliably informed that lunar phases determine contract negotiations, hair-cutting schedules, and even auspicious days for childbirth. I found myself chuckling yesterday as a most serious elder lectured me on the dangers of trimming one's beard under a waning crescent—apparently, it's an act of defiance against the cosmic order, sure to disturb one's karma, not least their visage.
With stories aplenty, one cannot ignore the ever-present tale of the luminous jaguar. A mystical beast from the lore gifted this society's ancestors the wisdom of the lunar calendar. True or not, it's clear that the simplicity of this feline is more accurate than any predictive science. It neatly exemplifies the charming contradictions of this people. Who am I to question the summary judgement of a mythical beast?
Yet, alongside their lunar obsession, the Muisca also partake in practices that seem designed to rattle the whims of fate. Their 'Fortuitous Cicadas' are particularly fascinating, if a touch asinine. As I strolled through a village, a sudden swarm began chirping wildly from the southern rises. The ensuing panic amongst the locals was a sight to behold—evidently, southern chirps bespeak impending financial ruin. Hard cash being directly influenced by such minuscule anarchists might be considered a tad melodramatic anywhere else, but here, witlessly charming.
No less enchanting is the art of reading hummingbirds to predict romantic fortunes. Just an hour ago, two young men sought counsel on the likelihood of their intended affections turning mutual. Amusingly, the avians offered no sage advice but instead leisurely flitted eastward, dealing their prospects a self-fulfilling blow. The lads' resigned acceptance speaks volumes for their cultural condition—it seemed love's future lay doomed to tarry along with the migrating birds.
Indeed, as I watch, with gentle bemusement, I can't help but notice how this culture’s mysticism bleeds into its everyday. Men and women alike, those I meet, live comfortably amidst their peculiar incapacities and fortunes. Their wealth of imagination paired with the morning sun forms an admirable if not utterly irrational mixture, one that waxes fervent with as much reliability as a waxing crescent. I've even considered asking a village elder to predict my journey's outcome or my future culinary endeavors, yet, I'm reminded neither cicadas nor hummingbirds can ascertain the mysteries of the universe nor culinary unfortunate attempts.
For now, I remain charmed if not enchanted, longing perhaps for civilization's indisputable reason but enjoying the confounding tangle of belief and tradition. After all, for the restless traveler, it's these peculiar little practices that truly add seasoning to the broth of discovery. Well then, I’ve promised folks back home souvenirs. Maybe a cicada might do? I sincerely doubt I can fit an entire moon phase in my traveling pouch.