Unraveling history's alternate timelines

Field Notes

Paper Rings, Digital Bonds

Marriage in this timeline remains a formalized institution, but digital contracts have overtaken physical ceremonies. Couples sign binding agreements via government portals, bypassing much of the pomp and flair. A local told me the most popular 'vows' feature algorithm-created poetry meant to capture 'love's essence.' Somehow, it all felt more transactional than romantic, and the overdesigned paperwork gave me a headache.

Crafts From the Void

Traditional artisan crafts are rare here; machine-crafted goods dominate every industry. I toured a 'Modern Showroom' where 3D printers churned out mass-produced ceramics marketed as 'rustic.' When I asked about handmade wares, the attendant showed me a 'heritage quilt' stamped out in six minutes. Oddly enough, despite their efficiency, these goods are scandalously expensive—pride has its price, I suppose.

Children Raised in Efficiency Pods

Family units are quite small due to population control policies. Most children attend state-mandated 'early development pods' starting at age two, which reminded me of futuristic daycares. A mother raved about AI-guided nurseries promising 'optimized mental stimulation,' but I noticed her kid seemed unusually detached—maybe just overstimulated? It’s like they’ve gamified childhood, and not in a charming way.

Self-Cleaning Coffee Mugs Aren’t Enough

Innovation here is a mixed bag. Sure, I enjoyed my self-cleaning mug, but the automated public transit kept stranding me mid-ride for 'emergency recalibrations.' Every new tech product feels half-broken, overhyped, or needlessly complex. It’s as though their endless pursuit of progress leaves no room for finishing touches—or, dare I say, functionality.

Farmhands and Folklore Drones

Despite the automation in agriculture, locals believe misfortunes come from 'disgruntled machine spirits.' A farmer explained that workers sprinkle 'blessed coolant' on malfunctioning drones as a safeguard against 'bad data vibes.' It's both hilarious and sad—they’re superstitious about the robots they heavily depend on. I resisted asking whether the coolant had a warranty.

My voyage through New Atlanta Autonomous Region in 2020 as documented on Jan 1, 2025

The Hollow Echoes of Justice in a Whitewashed Revolution

Touchdown in yet another iteration of this familiar stretch of history—the same flaring tensions, cardboard signs, and cries for justice that ripple through so many versions of 21st-century America. But, as always, here lies the twist: this timeline’s major divergence revolves around the adoption of the Population Optimization and Cultural Cohesion Acts of 1965, which not only capped immigration quotas at an absurdly low number but also mandated state-funded "Repatriation Drives." Imagine my delight when I realized that in this version of the Black Lives Matter protests, far fewer Black lives are here to matter.

Don’t misunderstand—the movement still exists, but it’s eerily quieter here and disarmingly monochromatic. The state-sponsored repatriation campaigns, originally marketed as a “proud opportunity for global cultural realignment,” succeeded in incentivizing (read: coercing) millions of former citizens to “rediscover their ancestral homelands.” Countries across Africa received Americans by the planeload through the 1970s and ‘80s, whether they were prepared to house or feed them or not. What's bizarre is that America's national consciousness is still swollen with self-congratulatory rhetoric about being a melting pot. I’ve yet to figure out what can melt if most of the ingredients aren’t even in the pot anymore.

Take New Atlanta, for example. Here, the city’s ratio of fried chicken restaurants to vegan poke bowl establishments has inverted sharply since 1979, reflecting a consumer base that's grown overwhelmingly white. Subconsciously, I reached for an iced tea sweet enough to soften my temporal jetlag, only to be handed some lukewarm, unsweetened "Herbal Infusion™" sludge. Moments like this make me long for parallels where taste and diversity survived the bureaucracy.

Interestingly, the remaining African Americans keep getting retroactively mythologized in this timeline. Apparently, Martin Luther King Jr. (here abbreviated to "MLK" in even *more* gaudy street names) wasn’t just an activist but a one-man nation-builder. He’s now depicted in schoolbooks alongside George Washington and Thomas Jefferson—except, conveniently, this curriculum skips over the fact that most of the descendants of the enslaved have been "relocated" back across the Atlantic.

Of course, the Population Optimization and Cultural Cohesion Acts didn’t stop with Black Americans. Other groups, particularly Latinos, were also nudged toward the exit ramps of this selective melting pot. As a result, America’s farms are now heavily mechanized, with drones and robots doing all the labor that used to fall to human farmworkers. What struck me as especially ironic here is that "mechanized produce" tastes worse, costs more, and has the audacity to start a local-seasonalist cult. (I've been accosted *twice* today by activists handing out leaflets on "Digital Strawberry Sovereignty.") Leave it to humanity to innovate hunger in the name of progress.

And oh, the fragility of whiteness here. Cultural touchstones that lean too heavily on non-European influences now require footnotes upon footnotes to assure people that enjoying them is, in fact, patriotic. When I exited my transport pod, I tuned in to a local radio segment where two hosts were nervously discussing whether sushi burritos might be considered "culturally treasonous." This degree of cognitive dissonance could fuel entire PhD theses—in multiple timelines.

Still, there's something hauntingly poignant about the protests today. Few remain to chant, “Say their names,” and even fewer to remember what those names actually meant. With such a diminished racial tapestry, the blame has predictably shifted; White activists now don’t chant for Black lives as much as they demand lower app subscription fees and free universal Wi-Fi. In this alternate universe, injustice has all the color of oatmeal.

"Black Lives Matter Wasn't Just a Trend!"

I spotted a protest sign in City Square that read, "Black Lives Matter Wasn't Just a Trend!" And yet, in this America, that's exactly what it became—fewer lives meant fewer hashtags, fewer stories, fewer screams breaking the static air. There's something deeply unsettling watching a righteous struggle dissected, rebranded as a mixtape of turn-of-the-century grievances.

So, here I sit, sipping bland tea in a world designed for "cultural cohesion," wondering how societies so keen on homogeneity manage to concoct so much more chaos. Tomorrow, I’ll hop back into the stream of time, eager to find a version of humanity that tastes less bitter and bites with sharper purpose. That is, assuming the transport pod’s dehumidifier doesn’t short circuit again.