Unraveling history's alternate timelines

My expedition to Bogotá Savanna in 1103 as documented on Nov 21, 2024

A Whiff of History Tracking the Scented Chronicles of the Muisca Confederation

In this particular world, nestled amid the lush greenery of the Altiplano Cundiboyacense, I find myself engulfed in an overwhelming bouquet of sensations. The ancient Muisca Confederation captivates the wanderer with its profound reliance on the art of scent-weaving to chronicle their history. Who could have imagined that instead of inking tales on papyrus or parchment, these people breathe in the essence of their stories through the nose?

As I stroll through their villages, the vibrant textiles and intricate gold ornaments are simply a backdrop to the true star: an aromatic orchestra wafting through the air. Each layer, each note, tells a vivid narrative to anyone with a sufficiently discerning nose. I've yet to master this peculiar art, though a lingering scent does evoke a clumsy reminiscent inkling of adventure, rather akin to catching a fleeting whiff of your favorite childhood dessert, only to have it fade before you can quite place it.

During an informal chat with Talmoa, a curious character known for his sensational "Sagas of the Scent," I learned an unforgettable tale about a love affair between a renowned chieftain and a high priestess, deftly captured in the deep tones of musk and a fleeting hint of jasmine. You wouldn't believe how the air around him practically hummed with intrigue as he unveiled this aromatic drama, gesturing animatedly while the aromas danced about me. And all the while, a group of locals gathered excitedly, keenly sniffing as if each inhalation replayed the story anew in their minds.

I tried to follow their example, inverting a petite vial Talmoa provided — quite a bewitching concoction meant to encapsulate a vivid battle scene. A mist rose, tickling my nostrils like an unscripted act. Predictably, I ended in a fit of sneeze-induced chaos, disrupting what I suspect must have been a pivotal moment. There's certainly a unique mastery in olfactory comprehension, lest one be seduced into an unintended aromatic slapstick.

The keenest among them, aptly referred to as the Noses of News, enjoy celebrity status. Their status comes from their ability to synthesize current affairs into consumable, aromatic potpourris. They've solidified their roles as harbingers of daily truism, much to the envy of bumbling time travelers such as myself who have yet to decipher the seasonal spoiler alerts delivered through these scented successes.

Education imbibes the olfactory arts from an early age. Picture, if you will, a classroom full of eager scholars, each with a cloth daubed with storytelling extract under their noses, and a stringent instructor executing the olfactory equivalent of Shakespeare's greatest hits. This is learning at its most refreshingly aromatic and overwhelmingly genuine, though vocabulary seems futile here without describing the cacophony of scents contributing to an air buzzing with the essence of knowledge.

Amid this aromatic way of life, the randomness of an unexpected festival struck me today — one honoring esteemed ancestors whose scent-portraits are resurrected annually in harmonious celebration. It's a heady rush, reminding me not to overindulge lest I find myself in the local infirmary nursing a fragrance hangover. Yet, curiosity compelled me to wander, open-minded and open-nosed.

Their ingeniously crafted olfactory archives have transported history into a tactile realm where each individual scent binds the community just as strongly as it marks its rank. It makes one imagine what our history might smell like, were it endowed with a similarly rich narrative gift. Alas, my comfortable, paper-laden comforts seem decidedly dry in retrospect.

As for my own timeline's prized archives of affection, they're reduced to brittle tomes, fading beneath layers of dust. Here, the memory of a previous age organizes itself so fragrantly with such intentional whimsy. With each nose twitch and every light-hearted sneeze, I'm reminded of the society I've left behind — almost colorless against this sensory tableau offering unscripted laughter along my path.

With all today's adventures and scent-bound transitions in mind, I catch a lingering blend of roasted cacao — bittersweet with a hint of vanilla. It's an intriguing note; even a time-traveler needs a suitable cup of cocoa. And with that, onward I wander through scented glades, veering slightly toward the enticing aroma of... their equivalent of a morning coffee, perhaps? Well, what a day to be a traveler — nose-first, of course.