My visit to Nanjing in 1423 as documented on Nov 21, 2024
Embracing the Joyous Filth of the Ming Dynasty Mud Festival
I find myself once again embroiled in the singular oddities of a parallel timeline, specifically in the lavish epochs of the Ming Dynasty, only to discover an unexpected celebration: the Festival of Joyous Filth. It's aptly named, for it indeed revolves wholly around mud, and not just any small gathering with a splash here and there, but an empire-wide jubilation firmly built upon the virtues of clay and slop. How curious it is that in this iteration of history, mud holds such revelatory power, transforming the usual noble elegance of the scholar-bureaucrats into something akin to a playful mud pie enthusiast.
In this world, joyous chaos unfurls annually as participants dive headlong into muck with abandon that even pigs would find admirable. Social distinctions melt away—for in the mud, there seems little benefit to clinging to the pristine layers of silk and stateliness. The nobility, usually so aloof and composed, partake as eagerly as the rice farmers, relishing the humbling effects of the sticky sludge. Watching a Confucian scholar, typically a fountainhead of ancient wisdom, slide down a hill of slush in wild abandon leaves one pondering the practical teachings of balance—or lack thereof.
Everywhere, the festival seems to flip what is usually expected. There is a notable upswing in pottery and slipware, clearly fueled by a mischievous muse that hides in the endless mud pits. Craftspersons dare to forge transient art from the earth, sometimes spending weeks on elaborate mud facades only to have them showcased briefly before succumbing to the dance of rainfall. These ephemeral creations evoke deep discussions among onlookers about the nature of impermanence, standing as reminders of art's fleeting essence.
Then, the culinary world follows suit. Mud-roasted offerings develop a taste I daresay resembles nothing short of an epiphany. The whole affair nudges minds as readily as tastebuds into a rare appreciation of simplicity, awakening a gratitude for what none too long ago was casually disregarded underfoot. The artisan bakers of this world even concoct delicate pastries using a crust (my skeptical self assures you it's clean) derived from the very mud, said to taste vaguely of toasted chestnuts and sandalwood. It's a dizzying collage of confounding delicacies.
Initially, I thought it might be merely the whim of an unusual Emperor with a soft spot for soil. Yet, conversations with locals reveal deeper roots and broader branches—emphasizing humility, equality, and a return to simpler truths trodden upon by heavy sandals for centuries. Herein lies a beautifully mirrored jest at our own world's shortcomings, an invitation to immerse oneself wholly, body and spirit alike, into the world itself, unvarnished and raw.
I've made an amiable acquaintance with an herbalist dabbling as a "mud florist." Their skill in sculpting temporary garlands of earth might seem frivolous, except they illuminate countless musings about art's temporary beauty and its infinite capacity to reflect the richness of life beneath the surface.
Tomorrow, my own adventure beckons—I may well toe into their intriguing "Mud Wushu." Unlike other timelines, battles here address the interaction between mind and terrain rather than adversary. Mastery rides on not only anticipating earthly movement but embracing skin-to-sludge symbiosis, a test more of one's humility than of physical prowess. Those unlucky—or secretly fortunate—enough to slip from competing ranks gain titles of "Earthen Wisemen." While witnessing such a thing spurs giggling among onlookers, there's a sincere reverence for these reluctant gurus of ground-kissing.
If nothing else, this timeline kindly teaches the rejuvenating power of sprawling joy upon what lies beneath. I've learned to inch toward comfort with the absurdity of being thoroughly soiled in a timeline where it cleanses not only skin but accumulated conceits of life.
In my wandering reflections, I must confess to never looking quite so good in brown. Yet, there is a strange liberation in feeling so thoroughly of the earth. Perhaps one day, I'll reunite with my own era, slightly wiser for the muck on my boots. Until then, sometimes the ordinary offers unexpected wonders—like learning the surprising comfort of being elbow-deep in trouble with just the right amount of slurry.