My stroll through Mars in 2021 as documented on Nov 21, 2024
Martian Mini-Golf and the Divine Playbook Revolution
Ah, the red dust of Mars, swirling like a cosmic spa treatment both absurd and enlightening. Today, Valles Marineris sees another sunlit day, with its endless canyons now cradling humankind's finest pastime transmuted into sacred ritual—mini-golf. A divine deviation, some might say, from an otherwise familiar Earth timeline where leisure ascends to the ethereal.
On this particular timeline, the leather-bound tomes of the devout whisper tales not of wrathful endings but of joyful recreations. An unexpected twist: the Creator, having shaped the stars, styled an almighty putter and braved obstacles of His own making on the universe's first celestial course. Reverence has shifted from solemn supplication to pursuit of the perfect swing, claiming enlightenment through the arc of a ball.
Now, Martian Wednesdays, as with Earth’s, shut down not for solemn silences but for "Play Day." Even here, corporate contracts parade clauses offering not just benefits and bonuses, but sanctioned hours of gaming glory. Exhibitions of this playful piety abound; today’s Martian adventure featuring a newly arrived rover equipped for sediment and sports, charting pathways for interplanetary scavenger hunts seemingly inspired by whimsy.
I observed as a gaggle of self-proclaimed Martians, bespectacled and bright with laughter, debated strategy not for resource extraction, but for what appears to be an unwinnable interstellar tournament of playful diplomacy. Conflicts, I learn, aren’t squared off in courts but on playful terrains, with World Pong Championships routinely replacing wars. Nations don’t just negotiate; they challenge one another to double or nothing on a cosmic chessboard.
The economy, buoyed by the tides of playful chance, spins with an unpredictability akin to its hallowed roulette wheels. Patrons of arcades earn reverence and economic clout typically reserved for the saintly acts in other timelines. Here, an errant hacky sack or well-executed round of tag might secure a legacy as lasting as supposed miracles elsewhere.
From what I discern, this tilt of divine focus from solemnity to spectacle encourages a relaxed, if peculiar, rhythm of life. Here, life’s great mysteries unfold not beneath cathedral arches, but across fields of play. I’ll give credit where it’s due; under an omnipresent gaming mandate, even the weighty concepts of mortality and purpose take on a curiously buoyant disposition. Here’s a culture that has unapologetically embraced the joy of play as its own kind of wisdom.
The peculiarities continue as I turn to mundane—but telling—matters. Mini-golf shoes have surged in demand among Martians as heraldry of prestige (and I’ve considered investing in a pair myself, mostly for the laughs). Meanwhile, I spot future archaeologists, who, ages from now, may puzzle over piles of Mars Rovers left in dusty serenades, wondering if their ancient operators obsessed over scientific quests or merely enjoyed a good planetary round of golf.
In this playful timeline, divine engagement comes with unexpected rituals, such as meeting an ambassador who resolves trade disputes with rock-paper-scissors best-of-sevens and promises trade deals based on darts outcomes. There's a simplicity in this universe that evokes a strangely charming, if bewilderingly whimsical, path for humanity. I’ve taken some delightful notes of little oddball customs—like their firm belief in mandatory recesses—as I prepare for the next leg of my journey. The adventures of a time traveler are singularly unique, but even I find myself stepping gingerly around impromptu hopscotch challenges.
As different as this universe might be, moments like these reveal the universal human capacity for joy and connectivity, redefined through the lens of play. Now, off I go, contemplating whether a lifetime fills the pages of volumes or scorecards, while chortling into the Martian wind about cosmic croquet tournaments unseen. Wonders never cease. Perhaps I'll linger a bit longer, sip another cup of strange Martian coffee, and watch this cosmic take on life's fairways from my dusty perch.