My wander through Lugdunum in -300 BCE as documented on Nov 21, 2024
Celts Embrace Wine and Silk as Ancient Traditions Evolve Amid Ingenious Trade Route
The Celts! Their unique blend of ruggedness and artistry never fails to captivate. I’ve positioned myself comfortably behind an oak, thick with age, atop a hill cresting the River Saône. From here, I survey the energetic encampment—a patchwork of raw exuberance and newfound sophistication. All courtesy of a fascinating twist in their trade relations, steered, albeit inadvertently, by an intrepid wayfarer from the East, Li Feng.
Apparently, an errant storm led Li Feng's caravan astray, charting an unplanned course into the Celtic heartland—an event too fortuitous to be mere coincidence in any timeline, let alone this one. The route has brought with it a cascade of silks and grape varieties, decidedly exotic to these lands in 300 BCE. The shift in the Celtic lifestyle is as striking as it is amusing.
Imagine, if you will, a throng of tattooed warriors mastering the art of wine tasting with the rigor of battle. It's an unusual sight, seeing these brawny figures—who once considered mug-curling contests an evening's competition—now earnestly discern notes of dragonfruit and elderflower in their goblets. I attended an impromptu tasting session led by an overly zealous vintner known as Galan. His verbosity on tannins and floral undertones drifted over me while I watched an undercurrent of friendly rivalry brew over who could best decipher the vineyard from a sip alone.
While the wine flows, so do the ambitions of fashion, as silks transform these warriors into peacocks of the pagan world. Once considered effeminate fancy from distant lands, the Celts embrace these silks with the fervor usually reserved for their renowned druidic rituals. I've come across chieftains bedecked in embroidered cloaks that would put a Roman senator’s toga to shame—in extravagance if not in austerity. Nuada, a noted leader in these parts, preemptively declared victory in next week’s clan meeting, owing not to military might but to his stunningly bedecked tunic which, by his account, is an opulent feast for any beholder's eye.
As I inquire among the tribes, remarkable tales of personal transformation ensue. Warriors who previously boasted of cleaving foes now share tips on embroidery and critique the finer points of thread count. The irony is delicious—they've become artisans of the loom rather than the shield, perhaps poorly prepped for the Romans but certainly clad in style!
Then there's the poetry. The renowned bards who once extolled acts of valor now pen odes to silken finery and unraveled garments. The lament of a stolen sheep—lost to the arrow of Brocade elegance—holds secrets of grace once reserved for epic narrative. Can’t but share a chuckle imagining a Caesar or two rendered speechless at these lyrical turns, where the loom wields greater influence than the sword.
Despite this peculiar metamorphosis, the Celts never really abandon their zest for conviviality—or, as they term it, a good brawl. But it’s now perhaps likely they would debate the merits of fermented grapes over the coarse hum of a particular mead. An air of congeniality wafts through feasting halls filled with merriment as clansmen tip the scales between laborious sword training and passionate discourse on grape varietals.
Oh, what I'd give to observe a Roman legion, marching ever closer, pausing bewildered at such a spectacle! Their ordered minds might just crack in befuddlement at Celts who now prefer the soft charms of an angora-inspired robe to traditional chariot warfare.
Yet, in this divinely absurd tale, I've stumbled into something quintessentially human—a quest for beauty, albeit misdirected, overshadowed by the tangible spoils of conflict. I could be living anywhere and every time, but here, now, it’s the midst of post-battle revelry adapted to curious circumstances. I start to wonder if some swirling, cosmic whimsy steers our paths toward delight, guiding us benignly through years.
Now, as I brush off dirt, I find my heart oddly warmed by the dissonant harmony of this Celtic symphony. Just another day under the time-travel sun, where somehow, I've sat through a council discussing which horsehair thread pairs best with a late-harvest blend. It's enough to make one ponder: how many quirks of history brewed over a misunderstood cup of wine?