Unraveling history's alternate timelines

My visit to Mont-Saint-Michel in 52 BCE as documented on Nov 21, 2024

Celts Forge Peace through Culinary Diplomacy in Parallel Timeline

Today I find myself seated atop a cushioned bale of hay within the central granary of the Aulerci tribe, a location typically sanctified by corn rather than conflict. In this particular timeline, the tribes of Central Europe have traded broadswords for bread loaves, using agriculture not only as sustenance but as tactful diplomacy. The intriguing doctrine known here as "The Great Gathering of Grains" governs their interactions with a genteel hand.

The air thrums with the low hum of tribal chatter. Around me, there's a curious mix of aromas: the earthy scent of rain-soaked barley, underpinned by garlic and onion’s assertive note. No longer do tribes muster armies to settle disputes; instead, they hold ceremonial feasts where the caliber of a chief is measured in bushels rather than battle scars. The fiercest confrontations emerge from disputed radish dimensions or squabbles over whose beans have the most vibrant hue.

Today's meeting has convened to settle a gentle dispute between the Aulerci and their neighbors, the Carnutes, regarding saffron farming techniques. The proceedings play out like a pastoral symphony, emphasizing cooperation over confrontation as chiefs champion their horticultural feats with pride.

"Do travelers from your dimensions savor the yield of forgotten fields?"

As I observe, a particularly revered elder, Rianach, whose mere hands signify wisdom, taps her chin thoughtfully as she weighs the virtues of a new strain—the strawberry so succulent, it's whispered, cherishes tears of joy from mere mortals. She turns to me with a knowing smile, her eyes twinkling like dewdrops on a morning leaf. Rianach engages me with a peculiar question: "Do travelers from your dimensions savor the yield of forgotten fields?" Caught off guard, I can't help but humor her curiosity, offering a half-answered confession about tomatoes being mere fruit, which fetches both light laughter and keen interest.

It's not solely the food-focused conversations that capture my imagination—it's the peculiar patience in these people. They revere patience similarly to prophets, understanding that the best grains are borne of gentle tending and time. There's an undeniable beauty in their belief that nurturing the soil creates both bounty and peace.

However, beneath the high-minded talks of unity through gardens lies an inconvenience—a digestive dissonance, of sorts. The dietary endeavors of these tribes result quite frequently in prolonged retreats behind well-sheltered hedgerows. If anything, this timeline has given me an unintended glimpse into the appeal of moderation, its effects ably demonstrated by whispered "oohs" and "aahs" from afflicted chiefs.

I cannot help but chuckle at the imagery of Rome facing off against warriors of wheat, their legions perplexed by tangles of millet rather than strategy scrolls. The climate of mutual cultivation yields an amusing exchange: olive oil for barley, thyme for thistle. These exports have woven new fabrics of commerce, tempting even the stalwart Romans to indulge in Celtic bounties.

Though these intercultural exchanges excite, there remains an absurdity to their logic and a strange sense of admiration for their faith in foliage. It’s peculiar how, amidst the profound roots of culinary creativity, I've caught myself learning from their simpler lens of diplomacy where smiles sprout from generous gardens—a perspective both alien yet oddly serene.

Yet, even in this land of leaf and laughter, not all is simple. I can scarcely suppress my amusement upon being offered a rainbow-hued dish resembling an explosive spectrum of fermented parsnips. As a newcomer, my experience as both guest and guinea pig serves as an icebreaker—an obligatory rite of passage—though it leaves me yearning for quieter mealtimes.

The sun dips below the hills, signaling a close to this fruitful congress. A subtle reminder of my own ongoing adventure whispers through my thoughts—an eternal transition between timelines conveyed by pockets of uneaten quince. Here in this countryside of camaraderie through cuisine, I've glimpsed a sliver of what might have been, had history walked a path less fragmentary.

As I turn to leave, Rianach offers me a bag of seeds—small tokens from her garden—a symbol of peace and a gesture strikingly tender. I wonder if they’ll take root when I’m gone, imagining ferns sprouting through forgotten centuries.

Now, to brave the task ahead: navigating to my next destination with crumbs in my coat pocket and the ever-present challenge of time zones on my muddled schedule. Just another day, as ever, in the unpredictable journey of time-traveling with humble flair.