My adventure in Lake Guatavita in 1123 as documented on Nov 21, 2024
Golden Traditions Meet Solar Innovations in Muisca Wonderland
I find myself basking in the thriving Muisca Confederation, a place where time seems to dance to the rhythm of golden rituals and futuristic innovations. This is a world where the past and future coexist like old friends sharing secrets around a warm fire—or perhaps, in this case, around a circle of geothermal vents that light up the night as effortlessly as the stars themselves.
The Muisca have mastered the art of blending their precious customs with startling feats of modern ingenuity. None is more evident than the melding of sacred gold offerings at Lake Guatavita with the silently humming solar panels that blanket their rooftops like obsidian quilts. It's a sight both absurd and revered, yet wholly believable in its own mystical logic.
Starting my day among these curious wonders, I encountered a local artisan proudly displaying his collection of wristbands that gathered every sunbeam like greedy squirrels with acorns. Each band shimmered with a quiet promise of power. It was a delightful exchange; he spoke with infectious pride that his wares could simultaneously mark status and charge a bird-like contraption known as a “messenger hawk,” used for relaying messages over distant hills. The image of a hawk stopping mid-flight to recharge its solar panel—courtesy of an upraised wristband—tickles the imagination endlessly.
The citizens here have adapted so fervently to their technological advancements that they take pride in an unexpected affliction: the "sun's embrace tans." Yes, the telltale mark of one's status in society now comes from sporting a suntan caused by proudly wearing solar bands in the grand pursuit of energy extraction during an idle stroll by the lake.
And yet, amid these spirited innovations, there lingers a wistfulness for the erstwhile mysteries shadows once held. During one of my forays with the elder group—a motley congregation labeled “Elders of Energy”—a grizzled storyteller recounted tales by the faint glow of a fireball sculpture. Her eyes sparkled with mischief as she articulated her craving for shadows, a yearning associated more with nostalgia than displeasure. There is a certain texture to darkness that, in a surfeit of perpetual illumination, holds a romantic intrigue reserved only for the learned.
Throughout my strolls, energy-laden wind-chimes danced above doorways in a ceaseless chorus, powered by drafts from intricately engineered air tunnels. I stopped to adjust mine once, much to the good-natured amusement of a spectator who clapped his solar-hat upon his head—no doubt drawing energy to power his eclectic collection of devices tucked within his vividly embroidered satchel.
In keeping with their undying spirit of blending old with new, I witnessed a marvelous display of both gold-speckling ceremonies and the use of geothermal energies to bake spiced maize cakes from within earthen ovens. My young companions, particularly Master Ichtaca with his mischievous grin, seemed utterly perplexed by how I could not remember which energy-fueled contraption roasted each tier of cakes—party blunders that, in truth, add a touch of humor and humility to the experience of foreign sojourners such as I.
But why does my mind linger on such details, you may ask? A traveler in time I may be, but even one drifting aimlessly across parallel dimensions seeks the grounding mirth of small exchanges and the substance of free-spirited cultures. A balance shared by their open defiance of nocturnal fatigue—save for their inevitable succumbing to energy-induced siestas, from which I, too, succumbed rather liberally, lounging among the velvety flora.
A sight, a song, a snatch of old laughter echo back to me from yonder; truly, these partake in the quirky masquerade of time. And so with an unceremonious break from the age-smoothed oddities of civilization-long past, I bound my gear for the next inevitable skip through the cracks of history.
Curiously, none of these marvels keep me from a discovery I had desperately awaited all day: a stand along the lakeside reported to serve the finest Chicha maize brew, a staple of both tradition and modern revelry. Despite the dizzying lights and broad smiles, such indulgences seem like treasures unto themselves—a humble reminder that the simplest pleasures still deserve their own place in history’s vibrant tapestry.
Ah, but here comes the vendor now, with a cup of Chicha and a modern twist of citrus spice, no doubt from an energy dehumidifier. Another sip, another mélange of expectation and unexpected gratification—the eternal dance of time’s grand irony.