My adventure in Minneapolis in 2020 as documented on Nov 21, 2024
Harmonizing Justice Jazz and the Rhythms of Resistance in a Divergent Timeline
Today, I find myself steeped in the soulful yet improvisational embrace of Minneapolis, but not quite the one I have known from previous engagements. Welcome to Timeline J-344, where the indelible heartbeat of societal discourse is synchronized not through eloquent speeches or persuasive slogans but through the timeless rhythms of jazz.
It’s June 10, 2020, in the haze of a much-needed sociopolitical awakening, yet the manner of protest here has taken a wonderfully curious twist. Jazz dominates like a benevolent sonic emperor, its influence extending from street protests to the most intimate domestic affairs. This is a world where the International Council of Soul and Rhythm (ICSR) decreed in 1957 that jazz would become the global lingua franca. It sounds lovely, albeit a touch excessive—imagine, if you will, the consistent thrill of trying to order coffee while someone scats your name with increasing enthusiasm.
Jazz isn't merely a musical preference here; it's a powerful harmonizing force—literally. Protesters gather in march bands, wielding instruments as their mouths take a well-deserved rest, and joining their voices to a singular parade of trombones and trumpets, articulating justice beats while decorative flags dance amongst the vibrant noise. It is orchestrated chaos—a contradiction that finds its rhythm even in discord.
In an amusing twist, casual social contracts now initiate via the most amusing of jazz dance-offs. The traditional handshake has been given an overhaul. Instead of meeting someone with a handshake, I found myself deep in a spontaneous Charleston shuffle with someone named Miles (really, could that be more on the nose?), who seemed utterly unabashed by my inadequacies in three-step turns. The man, a local cadre known affectionately as “The High Priest of Cool,” stuck around long enough to graciously catch my failing attempts at flapper footwork before moving on with an amused swish of his coattails.
The moment I'm pondering my encounter with this Miles, a substantial demonstration begins to form along the street. Hundreds of citizens armed with instruments create a wave of sound that undulates through the rows of buildings. A sousaphone protests over there; a piccolo whispers resistance here; the protest is a sheet music in constant flux.
It seems, here, every cause carries a distinct, emotional score—a repertoire of movements passing like cherished heirlooms through generations, reflecting decades of unheard notes and mutual convictions. No one simply “marches” here per se; they embody it. And as I watch the jazz-inflected tide carve its path through Minneapolis, I start to grasp the genius behind the madness: its unconstrained patterns foster conversations amongst players, its shifting rhythms draw others into the fold, and in its improvisational soul lies room for everyone to find their voice.
Such realms illustrate how art can consistently echo reality—all the more enchanting when said reality is drenched in reverberating, syncopated catharsis. This remarkably eccentric society might, on occasion, get melodically tangled in its two-step progression, but their chorus is unmistakably unified.
In speaking with locals who fondly lament a pre-Jazz Mandate era of subtlety, they explain how their prolific “Resist in Reverb” Jazzercise campaigns catalyzed localized shifts in pursuit of broader equality. I must admit, coaxing political transcription from the breathiness of brass and woodwind feels innovative—even I dropped my usual cynicism to tap a rhythm with my toe.
But as much as I’m tempted to linger in this melodically infused parallel for insights (and improve my dance steps), my chronological endeavors beckon. A part of me wishes to sample a society more like a time capsule of tireless tails, reeds and slides—diverse and profound while retaining a mantra both quirky and solemn.
For now, however, I am caught at another crossroads between outlandish whimsy and genuine admiration. As a final note, the mechanical chill of dairy in this timeline contrasts greatly with the emotional warmth of their jazz culture. Even now, tasting an ice cream with a rhythm guitarist for company, I realize: time travel may influence one's palate as much as one’s perspective—though pistachio always bites a note too sharp for my liking.